Responding to a board thread about X-Men and dentistry, I kept thinking of that scene where Logan meets Charles Xavier for the first time.

Rated: G
Categories: X1
Characters: Ensemble, Wolverine
Genres: Humor
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Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/07/2000 - Last Updated: 11/07/2000

More lines from the movie, twisted into a Halloween context...

Rated: PG
Categories: X1
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 320 - Hits: 310
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/31/2000 - Last Updated: 10/31/2000

Have you ever noticed that Logan keeps getting drawn into fanfics full of tough broads with adamantium blades?

Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU
Characters: Wolverine
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 3
Wordcount: 2292 - Hits: 1865
Complete?: No - Published: 10/27/2000 - Last Updated: 10/27/2000